No More Ethics!

So the brand new 115th Congress has started off the new year with a bang: let Us, in all Our superior wisdom, get rid of the independent Office of Congressional Oversight. Why? Because Christians are unethical. They like to preach a good sermon, but all the while, they’re screwing you in ways you cannot imagine. I love being a part of the United, Unethical States of America, where our motto is: Do as We order you to do, not as We do.